Kung Fu Panda 3 Blank Not Again

Po, the Dragon Warrior and the same fanboy as ever.

All spoilers are unmarked.

The whole Logo Joke at the get-go where Po once again struggles to climb stairs to make it to the DreamWorks moon.
Oogway is trying to meditate in the Spirit Realm, but for one of the petals from his own peach tree to land on his olfactory organ, causing him to interrupt his "Inner peace" mantra with "Itchy nose." After blowing it abroad, information technology comes back and plasters right over his nostril, making him sneeze. And and then he is interrupted by Kai's return. Aside from his only response existence "Now what?", when Kai announces he'southward dorsum to continue the battle they never finished, Oogway rejoins, "Took yous long enough." It'due south the mocking cackling afterwards that really sells it.
- It also mirrors the meditation scene from the first movie where Shifu tries to detect inner peace, only to become disturbed by his messenger, one of the funnier moments with Shifu at the commencement.
When Shifu announces that Po will assume the teaching position, Po questions why Tigress isn't called for it, since she'southward ever telling him what to do. Tigress tells Po to be placidity, which he cites equally proof.
- Po's Big "WHAT?!" upon learning that Shifu is making him the teacher is so loud it literally blows Shifu back.
- To avoid having whatsoever further chat with Po, Shifu literally pulls a "What's that?!" before speedily shuffling out of the grooming area.
- During Po's disastrous attempt at preparation them, Tigress at i point gets an arrow to her butt ◊ and lets out a "Mew!" Another trait she shares with Tai Lung? ^note Tai Lung permit out the aforementioned noise when Po made him seize with teeth his ain tail...
- When asked if they learnt annihilation, Tigress answers that he (Po) tin can't teach and so...
Crane: And Tigress is flammable, turns out.
- Too serves every bit a dainty continuity gag back to the offset pic. You're honestly tempted to say "Congratulations, Five, in that location is now a level nil."
Po and his biological begetter's reunion. Obliviousness runs in the genes, much?
- So there's the in-universe audience's reaction. The villagers look back and forth as Po, who lost his parents long ago, and this new panda, who lost his son long ago, face each other, clearly waiting for one or both to have that realization. So the ii pandas only turn abroad and go about their business, provoking a oversupply-broad Confront Palm.
- When Po hears Li call him "Lotus", he speedily breaks their hug and apologizes for the mistake as Li must exist confusing him with another panda. Li then explains it was his birth name.
Mr. Ping's annoyed expression at Po and Li bumping their bellies against one some other.
Mr. Ping managing to photobomb Po and Li's portrait together, despite the fact that it was hand fatigued.
Po meeting Kai:
Kai: Y'all must be the Dragon Warrior.

Po: And you must be Kai! Brute of Vengeance, Maker of Widows!

Kai: (stunned confront) Aye! Finally! Cheers! Virtually makes me desire to spare your life!

Po: Oh, yous wanna spare me? How 'bout you spare me the chit-chat? Alright, permit's exercise this.

Kai: I'1000 going to take your chi, then the chi of every panda in the -

Po: Ugh, chit-chat!

Kai: In the -

Po: Chitty chitty chat chat.

Kai: In -

Po: Chat chat chat.

Kai: In the -

Po: Chit-chat!
- The look of utter anaesthesia on Kai'southward face when Po recognizes him.
- At one point during this, Kai reaches up and casually scratches his mentum with ane of his blades. It's and then unexpected that information technology becomes hilarious.
- Kai's first action when they encounter is to use to his optics to 'scan' Po for his chi. Po catches on to this and awkwardly covers himself.
- Just the fact that Po never listens to the attempted badass boasts of his enemies. Tai Lung tries to insult him, simply he just answers dorsum. Shen tried to greet the revenge-seeking panda, but Po's just like "Yo!" and now Kai tries to dramatically reveal his plan which Po has no interest in.
When Po and Li Shan brand it to the bottom of the mount where the panda village lies, and they use a lift to go far up there.
Li Shan: We're pandas! Nosotros don't practice stairs!

Po: I've waited all my life to hear those words.
- Even funnier equally Mr. Ping initially thinks the big wall of stone will finally brand Po get back. Finding himself on a lift makes him curse in the nearly hilarious grumpy manner.
Mr. Ping: Rats!
The face Po makes upon seeing Mei Mei for the beginning time.
- Mei Mei using her ribbons to manoeuvre Po into doing gestures such as giving her flowers and kissing her hand. Po remains freaked out throughout it all. Then she asks Po to do the dance and he fails so amazingly that she has to set him multiple times.
- During this, Po appeals to his fathers to get him out of the bad-mannered situation:
Po: Help me, dads.

Li Shan: [amused] Aye, no, you're on your own!

Mr. Ping: [encouraging] Y'all're doing smashing, son!
"Enemies of justice, prepare for WHAAAAA- are you kidding me???" (stops diving in mid-air, bounces off the roof, and falls out of sight)
- And so the unabridged fight just stops ◊.
- Then this dialogue.
Po: What's the deal with the light-green guys?
Tigress: [punches a jombie and pulls her paw dorsum, wincing] Some kind of jade zombies.
Po: Jade zombies?
Po and Monkey: Jombies! Jinx!
- Po is also too busy fanboying over all of the different Jombies to fight, even when Master Porcupine is choking him. Even funnier when he gets a nearby civilian to describe a sketch of him with Master Porcupine, who kicks him in the face to become loose. Po is upset that he "blinked", because the artist defenseless the sketch right as he got kicked, so his face is being punched inward by Porcupine'due south pes.
"Even Master Craven's going in there! And he's a craven!"
- But the whole thought of having a Master Chicken...
The Running Gag of Kai trying to dramatically denote himself to the earth, only to discover that the globe has no idea who he is. When Po finally recognizes him, he'southward so elated that he almost considers sparing him.
- Becomes funnier when you retrieve that even Shifu, who studied under Oogway directly, had no idea who he was. Then gene in that Po, who also had no thought who Kai was at first, is shown over the class of the last two films to have a practically encyclopedic knowledge of Kung Fu masters skilful and evil, to say null of paraphernalia, stretching back into previous Dynasties of Red china!
- And he when he does recognize him, Po already knows his nicknames, which implies that they were either written downwards in the scroll past Master Oogway, which is hilarious enough, or that Po just guessed what someone like Kai would be called. He does have a knack for these things.
Kai's special brand of humor deserves its own section:
- "Afterwards v hundred years in the Spirit Realm, you choice upwards a thing or two." Cue Kai showing off his jade amulets.
- Afterwards transferring himself betwixt worlds, Kai corrals a couple of little, innocent bystanders to confirm that he'due south back in the globe of the living:
- Making information technology even funnier, the Goose is male.
- Shortly thereafter, his attempts to get the farmers to recognize him by list off all of his sometime nicknames.
- Demonstrating his power to Crane in the most smug fashion possible by literally flicking him away. So doing information technology once more when Crane chucks a barrel at his head and he only gives him an amused smirk.
- Calling Master Oogway's giant statue "tacky".
- When Shifu begs Oogway to forgive him for letting the Jade Palace be destroyed, Kai stops to enquire his amulet of Oogway if information technology forgives him.
- Inbound the panda village with some impressive acrobatics and an Evil Laugh, clearly reveling in the moment. Po even praises him on the dramatic archway. Fifty-fifty better is that this is immediately followed by the aforementioned 'chit-conversation' scene.
- His over-the-tiptop reactions every bit the pandas first pummeling the jombies, including clutching his throat when they shoot a firecracker into Jombie Bear'south mouth, and freaking out when he sees Large Fun about to hug him.
- And all-time of all, pulling an "Oh, Crap!" Fakeout when Po attempts the Wuxi Finger Hold on him, for no other reason than to screw with him.
- Even his theme. There's just something amusing virtually an Imagine Dragons song playing whenever he's on screen.
Po returns from the Spirit Realm and Shifu inquires where he got the staff from. Then he asks Po if he just mastered chi. Shifu'southward tone and expression to both answers makes it pretty clear he's 110% pct done with Po's and Oogway's antics.
- Only him request nearly the staff is already funny enough. He comes up, ready to congratulate the dragon warrior and mention how impressed and proud he is, only to get so distracted by it that he ends up annoyed.
When looking for information on Kai, Shifu opens a container and takes out a scroll, and when he unrolls it... sees it blank.
Shifu: What!? It'south bare?! Are you kidding me? Not over again!
- ...Merely to realize that he only needed to unroll it a little more for the actual information.
- Another moment immediate crops when he starts reading it to the Five and Po and mentions Oogway having a brother, which shocks everyone. And then Shifu apologizes when he realizes that it really says blood brother-IN-ARMS, as opposed to a biological ane.
  Mantis: Maybe yous should only unroll information technology all at once?
After sending Po off to train in chi, nosotros get two great moments in a row.
- First, Viper asks Shifu if he actually thinks Po can main chi in time. Shifu responds, "It doesn't matter what I retrieve, information technology matters what the universe thinks." A Beat, then Mantis adds, "I accept it that's a no?" making Shifu scowl in annoyance.
- Then Crane asks what they'll do next, and Shifu sends him to follow the jade zombies to Kai. Crane asks if this is considering he's the one who spoke up and Shifu says no, it's because he can wing. Mantis so starts ribbing Crane near opening his big oral cavity, and Shifu adds Mantis is going with him. When Mantis then asks if that's because he spoke up, Shifu says yes.
  - Watch closely and you can run into Monkey covering his mouth to keep from laughing at Mantis.
The scene in the Spirit Realm at the end is funny just because of how well Oogway and Po play off each other; clearly they're both Cloud Cuckoolanders in their own style, also as fans of kung fu. The best flake though has to be the fakeout when it looks like he's going to disappear in peach petals again, with Po once again pleading "Don't go!"...only for the petals to role to reveal he'due south still in that location, on the tree co-operative: "I'grand not going anywhere, I live hither!" At that place's also him telling Po after giving him his staff, "Only accept it. I accept a bigger one." and his response to the notion of going back to the mortal world: "Who knows? I've never tried."
Jombie Shifu comes later on Po during the final battle, just his Jombie cocky can't run around and spring like the others, and so he's merely speedily skittering after Po.
When Po gets cornered, Shifu attempts to attack him.... just to run face-showtime into Mr Ping'southward frying pan. Li Shan appears with Ping, and they both initiate "Double Dad Defense."
- To specify: Li has recreated Rhinoceros's armour with cooking utensils and bound Ping on his breadbasket like a baby. What at first seems to be a incredibly badass moment for the dads turns instantly hilarious the moment you meet their dress-upwards.
- Even funnier? Po applied a wok to Tai Lung's face dorsum in the outset film. It seems that a vulnerability to pans in faces is a trait that makes Shifu an inverted case of Similar Father, Like Son.
Poor Primary Chicken gets no respect. While all the other jombies are having dramatic fight scenes, Po just runs past and punts him into the air. Twice.
This exchange later Po and Li find that Mr. Ping followed them to the village:
Li: I guess it'd be vicious to make you fly all the way back.

Po: Y'all can wing?!

Mr. Ping: I'thousand a bird, Po.
- And so there's Ping being able to walk atop the snow, while the two pandas take to trudge through the deep drifts. His smirk only screams, "Yeah, and I accept webbed anxiety that double equally snowshoes, as well!"
- And it becomes a Brick Joke when Ping sees Po training in hammock launching and marvels that he can fly.
Throughout the otherwise Awesome grooming sequence, Tigress alternates between struggling to get Lei Lei to quit bugging her, and looking completely baffled at Po'due south grooming techniques. At the terminate when Po declares them ready, she simply lets out a Flat "What", with an admittedly priceless look on her confront ◊.
- The sheer premise that Tigress is essentially the comic relief in a badass training montage for a bunch of quirky bungling pandas.
At the end, Mantis' reaction at Lei Lei grabbing and playing with him.
Lei Lei: Greeny baby!
Mantis: Not a baby! Antenna of fear!
- Then at the final scene, Lei Lei is withal playing with Mantis like a toy while Mantis is begging "Monkey, assistance me!"
Po figures he's going to use the Wuxi Finger Concur on himself while holding onto Kai. How does he create an opening to jump him? By simply signal and shout "What's that?!" to brand Kai look somewhere else.
- The fact that it really works on non just Kai, but everyone in shot. Even Tigress.
While Shifu is telling Po nearly chi, Po ends up interrupting him just as Shifu was lampshading Po's habit of interrupting.
Shifu: Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for thirty years asking one question. "Who am I?" "Who am I?" I'm lucky if I become 5 minutes earlier you lot interrupt… (Cue Po interrupting)
The elderly panda calls Po handsome "just like his father". Cue Mr. Ping thanking her.
After Shifu has demonstrated chi to Po:
Po: So you're saying if I teach, I'll exist able to do absurd stuff like that?

Shifu: No, I'g saying if you teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that.
- At the end, he is proven to be right, just the realization that it took Po nigh a week in a village doing nix instead of many years in a cave meditating still irks him.
"Virtually in that location, Shifu. Simply a little more than confusing and you'll be the next Oogway!"
- Becomes even more than funny, since we run across at the end that not only Po is Oogway's successor, but as well that he and the turtle are lot more like each other than Shifu is with his chief.
Po tells Mr. Ping he'south going to fight "that monster".
Mr. Ping: Po, he may be a monster, only he's still your father.

Po: Not him! Kai!
Shortly before the final boxing Lei Lei has dragged Tigress off withal again. When Kai makes his entrance, the two are seen participating in a little girl tea party, with Tigress wearing pink flowers around her neck and wrists.
Po playing with his action figures in a tiny tub full of soapy bath water. And then sprinkling Sichuan Peppercorns into the water by accident.
- The fact that he made an action effigy of Tai Lung so he could make him run away crying at Po's awesomeness also counts too.
When Po is trying to persuade Li that he can't teach and cites being unable to teach kung fu properly equally an example, Tigress is nodding behind him with a look that suggests that she can confirm his claim all too well.
Po: I couldn't even teach Tigress kung fu! And she already knows kung fu!
The Running Gag of Li awkwardly comforting Po while Po throws upwardly from dizziness.
Li: Easy, son, piece of cake-

Po: (airsickness) I'thou...fine...
- In the Latin American dub, Li instead tells Po to 'allow information technology all out'.
When Po and Li are caught by Shifu and the Five, playing with artifacts, Po immediately stops. Merely Li doesn't know Shifu and the Five are there, and keeps butting Po. Po'southward expressions in this scene are hilarious.
During the battle with the Jombies, Po has the terrified portrait artist rapidly sketch him every bit he battles Main Porcupine. He's trying to get an ink cartoon of himself with his arm around the late, great Master Porcupine: what he gets is an ink drawing of himself being kicked in the face by the late, great Primary Porcupine.
Po: Aww, I blinked!
The entire sequence of Po and the Five fighting the late masters in the Valley of Peace. Everyone tries their best to win except for Po and his excessive fanboy behaviour. Other than the above mentioned drawing moment, he besides at one point crashes into his own room and shows Chief Porcupine the action figure he owns of him every bit a distraction.
Po: I'grand being choked past Master Porcupine! This is so absurd! Oh! Oh! Look! (shows activeness figure while existence strangled) Information technology's y'all!
Shifu: Po! Focus!
When everyone is transferring their chi to Po, Tigress and Li say what Po taught them to be. Grandma Panda has this to say:
Li: A father.

Tigress: A friend.

Grandma: A lethal fighting auto.

Lei Lei: Stripey baby!
The panda training montage has quite a few gems:
- "HUG THAT LOG, Yous! HUG THAT LOG Similar IT'S THE LAST Fourth dimension You'RE GONNA HUG Information technology, GOODBYE FOREVER!"
- Mei Mei dancing with nunchucks.
- Tigress' bewildered expect throughout the entire thing. To her, information technology'southward all Noodle Implements.
- Po holding upwardly a plank for Grandma Panda to break. She instead kicks him in the basics, then toddles abroad again equally he collapses in agony.
During the catastrophe, the panda with bad teeth gets accidentally hit in the oral fissure and has his teeth fixed. Mei Mei then immediately starts flirting with him.
After he learns Shifu and the 5 (sans Tigress) take been turned into jombies, Po exclaims, "Oh no, it's truthful, you guys accept all been turned green! Except for you, Mantis. Y'all were already green." Followed by Mantis twitching his antennae in badgerer. Not only is this a Call-Back to the first movie when Mantis reacted the same way to Po proverb all of the 5 were bigger than their action figures except him, merely at the end of the movie when everyone is freed from Kai's control, Mantis likewise exclaims, "Oh no, I'thou nonetheless green! ...Wait, I was already green."
- It's fifty-fifty more ridiculous if you keep on mind Viper's main color it's as well green, even so Mantis is the but one who gets singled as "The Greenish I".
When Jombie Crane is crushed by the mid air Panda squash, even Kai couldn't believe what was happening, even a bit amused by it.
When Shifu is reading the coil well-nigh Oogway and Kai's by, information technology transgresses into being told by Oogway'south phonation. When information technology'due south revealed that Kai carried Oogway to a village of pandas, Po excitedly comments on this, with Oogway Breaking the Fourth Wall to answer him (or a case of The Tape Knew You lot Would Say That.)
Po: Pandas?!

Oogway: (jolly) Yes, pandas!
When Tigress reports that Kai attacked the valley and that everything'southward gone, Mr. Ping has this to worry about.
When Po and the gang pin the Jombies to the footing, the Jombies' eyes glow revealing Kai. As Kai speaks, the Jombies' mouths move in sync.
Kai: I see you! Your chi will soon exist mine!
Po: Is he talking to me?
Tigress: Which one? They're all talking.
Po: Whoa, you're right. That's then scary. We should try that too. Perhaps it'd be scary back at them.
Mantis: Okay, but we gotta plan what we're gonna say first. Otherwise, it won't exist scary. It'll only exist stupid.
Kai: Information technology'southward not them talking, you idiots! It's me talking through them. Kai!
All: Who?
Kai: (annoyed) Alright, okay. Enough! (waves his hands and the Jombies disappear in waves of dark-green smoke.)
Crane and Mantis talking during their travel.
Crane: Wings of surveillance!
Mantis: Why do you do that?
Crane: Do what?
Mantis: Just 'crusade y'all say "wings of" before something, it doesn't mean that you lot're doing a special move. Information technology'south like me proverb "antenna of ability!" or "thorax of... making sandwiches!"
Crane: Wings of disagreement.
- Afterward, when Crane is caught by Kai:
  Crane: [flying away] Wings of— [is caught] —regret!
When Po finally meets Oogway again, Oogway casually mentions that Po'due south Heroic Sacrifice doesn't have to exist permanent. And Oogway takes 1 concluding opportunity to dumbfound his students:
Po: I can become dorsum!?
Oogway: (casually) Who knows? I've never tried.
Shifu'south Dramatic Exit. For clarification, Shifu basically simply points and says, "What's that?" And then when Po turns to await, Shifu merely rapidly trots out and shuts the door behind him.
During the journey to the panda hamlet, Po and Li are slogging through heavy snow. Cue Mr. Ping walking by them on acme of the snow...and turning dorsum to accident a raspberry at Li.
Merely earlier the Final Battle, all of Panda Village (including both of Po's fathers) and Tigress transfer their chi to Po. There is a dramatic scene where he gets a Gilt Super Way that comes with not merely new clothes just as well an Animal Battle Aura in the form of a gilded dragon. The very first thing he does is get ecstatic over his new battle aura. Making all of the funnier is his Animate being Battle Aura imitating his excited movements.
In the panda hamlet, Po wakes up early and excitedly runs downwards the span to his begetter'southward business firm, ready for his first day of learning how to be a panda. Li is still comatose and says, "Well, pandas slumber till past noon. Lesson number 1 is, go back to bed." Po face-palms, runs back down the bridge, shakes out his blanket, fluffs out his pillow, and slams the window shutters closed with the aforementioned seriousness he would treat a kung fu do. He says sternly to himself, "No one ever said this was gonna exist easy." So he lies down, pulls the blanket over himself and instantly starts to snore.
Shifu on Po returning:
Shifu: The student has truly become the te— (notices Po's Yin-Yang staff) Await, where did you go that?!
Po: Oh, this! Oogway gave it to me in the Spirit Realm.
Shifu: (exasperated sigh) Of course he did.
Po: I... think I've mastered chi.
Shifu: (exasperated sigh, followed past a Face Palm) Of course you did. (Beat, so he smiles like a fiddling child) Can yous... teach me?

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